Introducing the 'Ew People' Sarcastic Skull Hoodie – your personal cocoon of comfort for when human interaction needs to take a back seat. This Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt is like a warm, snuggly protest against the outside world. Made from a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, it's softer than avoiding awkward conversations. The fabric is so thick and plush, it's like a fortress of solitude you can wear. With a spacious kangaroo pocket to hold all the reasons you'd rather stay in, and a hood's drawstring that matches your mood – because even your hoodie knows that coordinating colors is essential in life and attire. At a medium-heavy fabric weight (8.0 oz/yd²), this hoodie has more substance than the excuses you come up with to avoid social obligations. The classic fit is more reliable than your trusty pet, and don't worry, it runs true to size – unlike some people's opinions of what constitutes a 'small talk.' Tear-away label included – because some labels just need to make a dramatic exit, much like your enthusiasm for group activities.
