Say hello to the 'I'm Fine, Everything's Fine' Sarcastic Skeleton Hoodie – the perfect outerwear for when your inner monologue is on its tenth cup of coffee. This Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt is like a warm, cozy fortress of snarkiness. Made from a thick blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, it's softer than your excuses for not adulting. The fabric's so plush, it's like being wrapped in your favorite self-deprecating blanket. With a spacious kangaroo pocket to store all your 'fine' emotions, and a hood's drawstring in matching color – because even your hoodie knows that consistency matters in style and sarcasm. At a medium-heavy fabric weight (8.0 oz/yd²), this hoodie offers more substance than your list of reasons why you're too busy binge-watching to deal with life. The classic fit says 'I've got this,' even if your life plan is a collection of doodles. And don't worry, it runs true to size, unlike your tendency to exaggerate stories at parties. Tear-away label included – because sometimes you just need to tear away from reality!
