Behold the 'What Doesn't Kill You, Owes Me 20 Bucks' Skull Shirt – the ultimate blend of snark and snug. This Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt is like a warm, sarcastic hug for your upper body. Made from a thick concoction of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, it's the comfort equivalent of sassy cocoa on a chilly day. So plush, you might just forgive life for owing you money… well, almost. With a spacious kangaroo pocket upfront – because where else would you store your dreams of debt collection? – and a hood's drawstring in the same color as the sweater, it's like having your own personalized shade of wit. The medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) provides more substance than a sitcom marathon and a classic fit that embraces you better than your favorite comeback. Plus, it runs true to size, unlike some of life's exaggerations. Tear-away label included, because sometimes even labels need to make a dramatic exit!
