Introducing the 'Ew People' Sarcastic Skull Tee – the sassy sanctuary for those who find the company of pets more appealing than people. This Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is like a silent protest against unnecessary interactions. Crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, it's as soft as your disdain for small talk and as high-quality as your eye-rolls. It fits as comfortably as your pet's cuddles, quickly becoming your favorite like a TV show you've watched a million times. The ribbed knit collars shape up better than most people's excuses, and the shoulder taping is as adaptive as your wit. Dual side seams keep their shape longer than a cold shoulder, ensuring you stay stylishly aloof. Made from light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²), it's lighter than the mood when plans involve a crowded event. With a retail fit that's more accommodating than your calendar, and a tear-away label for those who like labels that know how to exit dramatically, this tee runs true to size – unlike some people's perceptions of personal space.
