Presenting the 'What Doesn't Kill You, Owes Me 20 Bucks' Skull T-Shirt – because life's challenges should at least pay up for the trouble they cause, right? This Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is like a friendly jab at adversity, with a fit so comfortable, it's almost like a warm hug from karma. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee is as light as your sarcastic wit (4.2 oz/yd²) and fits just right – unlike some of life's decisions. The ribbed knit collars are there to shape up as nicely as your retorts, and the taping on the shoulders ensures that the tee adapts better than some people do. With dual side seams to hold its form longer than your grudges, this tee is a reminder that if life won't play fair, at least you're looking darn good while collecting your dues. Oh, and don't worry – this tee runs true to size, unlike some of life's misleading promises.
